Company Tagline:

Throw Away Your Fork & Knife

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Latin Motto:

Calidum Cibum Saliva Lupae

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To become a member of our team there are a few very important skills and  extreme political opinions you must hold. For you to truly succeed with us you must think outside the bun and be okay with getting burnt. When picking a candidate for any position we first check out there social media profiles. Please make sure that we can clearly see that your views on particular things are misguided, uneducated, and blatantly wrong. We want team members that agree and share false information online before ever checking any sources. They just hit share and BAM there it is. We want some one that goes with their gut and/or follow the herd with just about anything. Also if you haven't shared a funny cat video in the last 3 months we will not consider you. Look at me pretty much giving away the keys to the building! Also you will have to work from home because we do not have a building. Finally, a good people person, someone that understands that our clients are the most important thing in the world, it starts with them, we are merely the half decent website thrown together in an afternoon.

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